Before the intro
(Needle and OJ are shown on a bench, chatting)
Needle: Wow, you are so lucky!
OJ: I know right?
(Pin walks on to the scene)
Pin: Hey guys, what's go-
Needle & OJ: ....
(The 150 contestants are shown on a field, text says: 150 Contestants, $400 pounds, this is OBJECT CRAZINESS!)
After the Intro
(The scene shows Yin-Yang, MePhone4 and Trophy sitting on a bench)
MePhone4: Hey guys!
Yin-Yang & Trophy: WHAT IS IT NOW MEPHONE4?
MePhone4: I'm having a co-host for the season!
Yin: Yay, Co-Hosts are epix!
Yang: That's because Co-Hosts are stupid, LIKE YOU!
(Yang punches Yin)
MePhone4: It's the Announcer!
Announcer: Let's do Make a Cake first then get straight on to the teams! Remember, in episode 12-
Trophy: GET ON TO THE ELIMINATION!!!!!!!
Announcer: Shush, sheez. No need to be so imp. That's impatent for short.
Yang: THAT'S THE RIGHT WORD FOR YOU YIN!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yang punches Ying about 80 times)
Trophy: I wanna take the prize. What's the prize?
MePhone4: $400 pounds.
(Trophy dreams about him winning S1 in episode 30)
Announcer: Get to the elimination already.
Voting 'n' Cake
Announcer: The season's elimination time is Voting 'n' Cake! Bascily, the team that lost the challenge will have to face the elimination. The person that has the most votes will be sent off the show with a fling into a cannon and a trip to mars.
( Voting 'n' Cake Theme)
MePhone 4: Who will be the 1st off the show?
(Skips in time)
MePhone4: Well, it seems that the contestants of the other team voted for Straw the most with 16 votes. Bai Bai!
Straw: I'll get revenge on you all!!!!!!!!
(Straw gets lanched into a cannon)
Straw: Oh god. This thing.
(Straw gets sent to mars)
MePhone 4: The leaders are Silver Paper and Suitcase!
Needle: Oh seriously?
MePhone 4: Yes.
- This part takes too long to fit in here, so we'll skip it.*
Announcer: Choose the names.
- Title Card: 1 hour, 49 mins and 72 secs of doing nothing later..*
Announcer: Come on, just choose.
SP and Suitcase: We've done!
MePhone4: What are the team names?
Silver Paper: Our team name is the Handheld Writers.
Suitcase: Well, our team name is the Carrier Hands.
Announcer: Good, now let's go to the challenge.
(Text: Since MP4 and TA are not here, the challenge is to get up there!)
Silver Paper: Wher- THAT'S SO HIGH! JUST LOWER IT DOWN!
(Text: We can't. Anyways, there will be a timer of 01:23:06.)
MePhone 4: The text is correct! GO GO GO!
(Skips in time)
Announcer: Boop! Time's Up. The Handheld Writers win.
MePhone 4: The carrier hands are up for elimination. Viewers, comment who you want sent off the show second. Voting ends September 5th at 10:30.